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Miagi
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Ferrari Press Release
The Ferrari Formula 1 Team fired their entire pit crew yesterday.
The announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the Government's Youth Opportunity scheme and employ people from Liverpool.
The decision to hire them was brought on by a documentary on how unemployed youths from Liverpool were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew can only do it in 8 seconds with millions of euros worth of high tech equipment.
Tony Blair went on record as saying this was a bold move by Ferrari management, which demonstrated the international recognition of the United Kingdom under New Labour.
As most races are won and lost in the pits, Ferrari now has an advantage over every team.
However, Ferrari may have got more than they bargained for. At the crew's first practice session, the Liverpool pit crew successfully changed the tyres in under 6 seconds, and then within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed, re-badged and sold the vehicle to the McLaren team for 8 bottles of Stella, a kilogram of speed and some photos of Coulthard's girlfriend in the shower.
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Mon Nov 27, 2006 9:56 am |
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avasile
Joined: 29 Apr 2006 Posts: 696 Location: Bucharest |
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Ferrari Press Release
The Ferrari Formula 1 Team fired their entire pit crew yesterday.
The announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the Government's Youth Opportunity scheme and employ people from Liverpool.
The decision to hire them was brought on by a documentary on how unemployed youths from Liverpool were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew can only do it in 8 seconds with millions of euros worth of high tech equipment.
Tony Blair went on record as saying this was a bold move by Ferrari management, which demonstrated the international recognition of the United Kingdom under New Labour.
As most races are won and lost in the pits, Ferrari now has an advantage over every team.
However, Ferrari may have got more than they bargained for. At the crew's first practice session, the Liverpool pit crew successfully changed the tyres in under 6 seconds, and then within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed, re-badged and sold the vehicle to the McLaren team for 8 bottles of Stella, a kilogram of speed and some photos of Coulthard's girlfriend in the shower. |
ROFL ROFL
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Mon Nov 27, 2006 10:23 am |
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Miagi
Joined: 13 Jul 2006 Posts: 395
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i though UK people might find it funnier. this is the area i live in, and it is notoriously famous for car wheel theft and other crimes
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Mon Nov 27, 2006 1:13 pm |
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Zaarlus
Joined: 31 May 2006 Posts: 265 Location: UK |
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this is the area i live in, and it is notoriously famous for car wheel theft and other crimes |
Sad but true. Here is a picture of Yagi's office after the weekend.
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Mon Nov 27, 2006 1:20 pm |
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avasile
Joined: 29 Apr 2006 Posts: 696 Location: Bucharest |
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ROFL - keep'em coming
A.
P.S. : and since Yagi is near Liverpool area..."Where is Lawrence?" [I hope you've seen the movie or else - I ruined the fun ]
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Mon Nov 27, 2006 1:24 pm |
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Miagi
Joined: 13 Jul 2006 Posts: 395
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Mon Nov 27, 2006 2:08 pm |
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node
Joined: 27 Jun 2006 Posts: 352
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That keyboard is frikkin hilarious
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Mon Nov 27, 2006 2:34 pm |
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lillyth
Joined: 15 Nov 2006 Posts: 110 Location: Gloucestershire, UK |
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PMSL
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Mon Nov 27, 2006 5:17 pm |
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Zaarlus
Joined: 31 May 2006 Posts: 265 Location: UK |
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Mon Nov 27, 2006 5:36 pm |
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Chiekurz
Joined: 24 Jul 2006 Posts: 124 Location: Latvia |
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Thu Dec 07, 2006 11:23 am |
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